Ok, not so much the gender part, that's just on omegle.com, but aside from that, there have been innumerable people who (immediately upon meeting me might I add) assume that I am homo-, bi-, tri-, sexual.
It's just really starting to make me wonder,
was it something I said?
I mean, on the internet, anonymously, the only thing you'd have to go on as far as identifying the gender of someone you were conversing with would be their word and their personality.
I guess, when people can't see me in person....I come across as a guy.
According to this guy:
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: u seem like sucha guy
Stranger: no offense
Stranger: just the comments
Me: hahaha none taken
Stranger: its wutta good buddi wuud say lol
Me: hahaha, I know, but I just talk like that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u seem like sucha guy
Stranger: no offense
Stranger: just the comments
Me: hahaha none taken
Stranger: its wutta good buddi wuud say lol
Me: hahaha, I know, but I just talk like that
Stranger: lol
Gee, that makes me feel special.
I just want to know...am I really that androgynous? Not in appearance, I know I still look like a 12-year-old girl, but do I really articulate my masculine-seeming opinions and musings in such a way as to blur the line when my visage is not part of the equation?
I'm not really sure how this makes me feel...should I be flattered that my personality sets me apart from the entire female population?
or offended that my personality sets me apart from the entire female population?
But on the other hand, we have the orientation issue. OMGWTF
THAT I do not understand. I mean, ok, I have been known to hold the hands of a few girls in my day, but that means nothing (Duckie, I love you). I mean really, it's not uncommon, so why do you have to be a giant goosebag and suggest such a thing? What's it to you?
Truth be told, (in case some goose is still confused) I am a raging heterosexual. I always have been, I can't change who I am. You'll just have to deal with it and love me just the way I am. I can't help who I'm attracted to and for you to judge me for that which is out of my hands is abominable.
I'm not really sure how this makes me feel...should I be flattered that my personality sets me apart from the entire female population?
or offended that my personality sets me apart from the entire female population?
But on the other hand, we have the orientation issue. OMGWTF
THAT I do not understand. I mean, ok, I have been known to hold the hands of a few girls in my day, but that means nothing (Duckie, I love you). I mean really, it's not uncommon, so why do you have to be a giant goosebag and suggest such a thing? What's it to you?
Truth be told, (in case some goose is still confused) I am a raging heterosexual. I always have been, I can't change who I am. You'll just have to deal with it and love me just the way I am. I can't help who I'm attracted to and for you to judge me for that which is out of my hands is abominable.

I would take your dude-like-ness as a compliment. I mean think about it. Chicks are such...*makes face* chicks. The fact that you have decent taste in music and more cares in the world then sappy movies and manicures is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteAnd in person, it's really not like that. Your generally bubbly and tiny adorable blends with it all to make you one cool chica.