mystery

Oh jeez,
Oh WOW.
IDIOT


It's really not that big of a deal
but
*sigh*
ok.

Today, arriving home after a grueling Monday, I noticed a strange scent in my dining room. Sweet, vanilla? Slightly chemically, reminiscent of cheap perfume. I was captivated by this elusive odor, and immediately began one of those sniff-everything-to-find-the-source searches. At one point, my grandmother walked through the room and attempted to search with me for a few moments, but she couldn't smell anything. After she abandons the search, I continue my attempts to track down the scent in vain, but eventually quit also.
Hours pass, and I'm still detecting subtle whiffs of the ninja fragrance. Now I've narrowed it down though, it smells like my childhood, like, Playdough.....

Then, FINALLY, after hours of wondering, of frustration,
I realized,
the smell,
is
coming
from
me.

I didn't recognize the scent of my new deodorant.